Zenslaw

Well drop me on my head...

Um... Powers that be?

A little less drama please...

My SAG card has expired...

:p

McMuffin Wuh???

What the FREAK is a McMuffin watch???

Here comes the rain again...

It's monsoon season in Mumbai...  Which means it rains...

alot...

So much that the India edition of Cosmo has articles on 'What to Wear in the Wet'...

Who knew?

Of course, for the vast majority of the population, what you wear in the wet is that same thing you wear in the dry...  literally...  As that's all they have...

Those of you who feel bad about your lot in life ought to take a trip to India and drive around...

Pretty much anywhere...

It'll reset your perspective on life...

It won't make you any less likely to fall down a deep dark well (because as we know, there's no logic to well-falling)...

But it will give you something else to think about while you're down there...

Even when you miss your mark...

Prima Ballerina, originally uploaded by karenturner.

You can still have glorious lines!

A: 'Get the sawZall!!'

photo: Googled

Q: How can you tell you're about to have a really bad plumbing day??

Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure that phrase is a harbinger of doom for all kinds of days...

In fact, I'm not sure I can come up with ANY kind of day that would be improved by having to get the sawZall... Just the fact that it's CALLED a sawZall ought to tell you something about the kind of day you're about to have...

sigh...

(It's really bad when they say 'Oh SH$&!' after using the sawZall isn't it??  I thought so...)

Trauma at the drive-thru...

 
photo: Googled

So as is usual I waited too long to eat this morning...

Also as usual I waited until it was 5 minutes before the end of the breakfast run to decide I NEEDED a sausage biscuit (mmmmmmmm biscuit)...

AND, firmly in the 'what else is new category' I was late late very very late for an appointment when all this went down...

So...

I did NOT check my order as I sped away from the drive-thru...

sigh...

Sausage Biscuits consist of (wait for it) sausage...

and biscuit...

ahem...

Eggs & Cheese do NOT a Sausage Biscuit Make!!

AAAAACK!!

So ok, all of the latest evidence indicates that eggs are pretty close to the perfect food for humans (incredible edible (sing it with me))...

However...

There is not a single person on this fair planet who would claim that American Cheese is in any way nutritious:

American cheese (cultured pasteurized milk, salt, enzymes), water, cream, milk fat, sodium citrate, salt, artificial color (apo carotenal), sorbic acid (to maintain freshness), lecithin (non-sticking agent).

(non sticking agent???  obviously they did NOT see the complete melding of cheese to biscuit)

What?  Of COURSE I ate it anyway...

:p